This teeny white triangle bikini top barely clings to my nipples, and the matching bottoms are doing their best to behave—but my lips might disagree. Pair that with a red plaid schoolgirl skirt short enough to earn a write-up (or three), and you’ve got a full set that’s all about barely covered and definitely misbehaving. Worn for 1 full day of playful lounging—ask for pics, lipstick smudges, perfume, or add extra days if you want this set to pick up a little extra history before she ships. Optional: worn during sports, naughtier scenarios, or while writing in my very real diary about leaving everything behind. ✏️💋