Hello wankers, I'm *amazing*... but you can call Me Mistress Max.

As you can tell from My well written prose and killer wit, I'm as smart as the whip that I could crack on your undeserving hide.

Some of you may remember Me from Ebanned, and remember from my pages of awesome feedback there that I'm well versed in finding your fetishes and twisting them to My will in order to make men empty their wallets at My feet.

And of course, as you can tell from My photos, I'm *incredibly* hot.

Even though I'm clearly a classy Woman with a wealth of worldly knowledge, I choose to indulge My deviant side here by tossing My dirty lingerie off on you creeps. I love knowing that sick perverts like you are willing to buy and beg for anything that's touched My cocoa soft skin, and relish anything that makes you feel more connected to My Divine Ebony Beauty.

I'm a magical, multi-faceted, beautiful black *unicorn* of a Woman, so there's no doubt that you'll spend countless hours reading My listings, checking out My new items, and oggling each of My mindblowing new pictures.

However, if you have some kind of craving for something that may not have crossed My mind while I was thinking of much more worthwhile things than what you're doing with that silly little prick of yours, feel free to message Me and beg for My attention.

Now go make yourself useful for a change... buy My panties!