I wear these socks for you in an extra light color so you can see how dirty and grimy they could get.

I wear the socks for up to five days if you want me to.

I can also do things with these socks that might not be common, just to add to your imagination if you wish.

You can order caviar traces with or without golden showers.

Socks are wonderful to wipe off to get clean again.

I can apply my favorite lipstick to my lips and give you a hearty kiss on each sock.

My feet are well-groomed and always worthy of a lady.

The unique smell will beguile you.

The socks can come to you vacuum-packed.